5 Ways to Be an A$$hole — Holiday Edition!

The good news is if you are reading this to learn how to be an a$$hole, you are probably already an expert! There is nothing wrong with stepping up your game during the holiday season!

#1 — Shut the door on someone walking out of a store with their hands full! Acknowledge that you did it by looking back, making sure you waited just long enough to make an impact! Have a swagger of entitlement as you walk away!

#2 — Going for 2nds during holiday dinner while other respectful guests are hungry and politely waiting for their 1st plate! If you want to step up your game, finish off one of the best side dishes! Pile it up! Please do not forget to obnoxiously compliment how amazing the food is… or was!

#3 — This is a common time of year for friends and family members to introduce their new significant others after a difficult divorce or breakup. Nothing will be more welcoming and…